Tagged: Against love quotes funny

Men should be like Kleenex soft strong disposable 1 1

January 13, 2020

Men should be like Kleenex – soft, strong, disposable

Married men live longer than single men But married men are a lot more willing to die 1 1

January 13, 2020

Married men live longer than single men But married men are a lot more willing to die

Marriage is like a tense unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond only it doesnt last minutes It lasts forever 1 1

January 13, 2020

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’, only it doesn’t last minutes It lasts forever

Marriage is a great institution but Im not ready for an institution 1 1

January 13, 2020

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution

Love sucks Sometimes it feels good Sometimes its just another way to bleed 1 1

January 13, 2020

Love sucks Sometimes it feels good Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed

Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species 1 1

January 13, 2020

Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke 1 1

January 13, 2020

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke

Love is a trap When it appears we see only its light not its shadows 1 1

January 13, 2020

Love is a trap When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage 1 1

January 13, 2020

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage

Love is a promise delivered already broken 1 1

January 13, 2020

Love is a promise delivered already broken