Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing Phyllis Diller
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Spying is a like a game of chess. Sometimes you have to withdraw, sometimes you have to sacrifice one of your pieces to win – preferably a knight rather than a king or queen – John Rhys-Davies
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk Rita Rudner
