My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese Most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks
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For when a child is born the mother also is born again
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I am crying because I am hurt today but tomorrow my tears will be because my heart is filled with joy.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot
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But just because it burns doesnt mean youre gonna die. Youve gotta get up and try, try, try.
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True friends arent the ones who make your problems disappear. They are the ones who wont disappear when your facing problems.
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Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species
