The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It’s truly ridiculous – Charles Bukowski

Valentine Day

Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love – William Shakespeare
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I hate it when Im singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
Sacrifice

There is something that can be said of people who are willing to put themselves on the line.
Her

I love you like how potbellied policemen are obsessed with donuts and how chubby kids love ice cream.
Love

Forget the butterflies I feel the whole zoo when I am with you
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Laws are like sausages it is better not to see them being made Otto von Bismarck