Want to hear a really dark joke Decaf
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The game has its ups and downs, but you can never lose focus of your individual goals and you can’t let yourself be beat because of lack of effort – Michael Jordan
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Spiders keep me awake at night. If I see one thats too big to get under a glass there will be big problems. Ill spend the rest of the day feeling like Im being terrorised by this missing spider
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God Bless my mother and father for all the hard work theyve done for our family
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I would say that my mother is the single biggest role model in my life but that term doesnt seem to encompass enough when I use it about her. She was the love of my life.
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If you look at romantic comedies as pieces of commerce, the audience is looking for wish fulfillment – Tom Hanks
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Loving someone who doesnt love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on the more it hurts.
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In this game of love between us I am clearly the loser because I am pretty sure that I loved you first and I love you more.
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Darling, I promise to be by your side today, tomorrow and forever. I promise to love you forever
