God is a freaking character with enough foibles tantrums and paradoxical behaviors to supply a thousand screenplays. But who do you cast Walter Kirn

Son

My dad wanted to have a son, and then he ended up with my sister and I, so from the time we could walk, we were constantly playing sports – Devon Windsor
Gym Lover

There is a little chubby kid in me just waiting to bust out. I usually go running but am looking for a good gym Jason Earles
Myself

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell – Buddha
Children

Children must be taught how to think not what to think Margaret Mead
Couple

You are even better than a knight in shining armor because you are real and I know that you were made just for me.
Grandmother

Its impossible for a grandmother to understand that few people and maybe none will find her grandchild as endearing as she does. Janet Lanese